Boring Tests

Sometimes in life we are obligated to waste our times for the sake of a grade, this is one of those times. i'm totally just kidding. Let me just say, for the record, though, that I hate taking surveys. It might have to do with the time that my friend told me that you could win an ipod if you took enough surveys; so of course, I took those surveys, and...20 surveys later, no ipod. But anyways, without delay, here are my tests and their results.



First Test: the Hogwarts test

This test attempts to place an individual into one of the Hogwarts class based on the responses to a series of questions. So apparently I'm dumb and evil. The test showed that I'm most likely to be placed in Slytherin and the least likely to be placed in Ravenclaw. Of course, everyone knows I'm supposed to be in Gryffindor. Gryffindor, otherwise known as the House of the Brave, is clearly the most suitable house for me. For example, one time, in eighth grade, my friend dared me to eat a booger of the band hall wall for 2 dollars, and I, being the brave soul that I am took the dare. A few salty moments later, I was 2 dollars richer. How much braver can you get? This test is clearly flawed.



Second Test: Attractiveness test

You'd think that for an attractiveness test, they would try and get people that look somewhat decent. That certainly was not the case as my eighth grade algebra teacher, Mr. Rodriguez's, favorite word, "heifer", popped up in my mind several times throughout the test. The test said that I was attracted to rebels and not that attracted to cheerful people. Those results truly make me question the validity of this test. I dunno if it's the nose rings or ripped jeans, but for some reason, rebels intimidate me. I'd have to say I'm more attracted to the smarter and reservered girls.

Third Test: Your Life Goal's

This was the first survey I've taken that was actually pretty valid. This survey determined what was important for a person in life. It said that I was not very concerned with finanical success. This certainly is the case in my life; I always seem to end up with no money. For example, for Chinese New Year I always get about 80 dollars...80 dollars that seem to dissipate in a matter of two weeks, or perhaps I just happen to place too much value in my life on Big Mac's and tacos. Another thing this test said was that I placed an emphasis on community involvement. I guess this statement is fairly valid becaue I enjoy helping people.

Fourth Test: True Crime

The True Crime survey was pretty interesting, but extremely weird. so apparently they wanted to conduct a test to show whether people are attracted to serial killers, cuz there had been some cases of that in the past. They showed me a picture of this creepy looking lady and said that she had stabbed someone to death. Then they proceeded to ask me a series of questions, such as "do you find her attractive". Like I said before, this survey was extremely strange.

Fifth Test: Jung Test

Finally, my last test. This test gave some results that described my personality relatively well. It said that I was an extravert, which is kind of true. My problem with this survey though is that it asked the same questions like 5 times in different forms. (i.e. "do you like going out? is going out fun? do you like leaving the house? blah blah blah blah) what could have been a 15 question essay turned out to be a 70+ question essay.