Hey sugarcakes,
How's college going for you? What are you doing right now? Do you have any guy friends? Can I have yo numba? Can I have it so I could call you and make sure you're doing okay? Anyways, I hope you're taking care of yourself. Make sure you're not wearing that cute purple dress you're always wearing. It makes you look like a slut. I'm sorry I had to be the one to tell you, but yeah, it's only cuz i care for you baby. Please, don't go to parties and dance or anything, once again....slutttyyyy! I know you think you're just trying to have fun and stuff, but the thing is, let's face it, your behavior is just a little promiscuous. like omg, last time when we went to the party and you smiled and said hi to your old friend, totally unacceptable. Anyways, I'm the one for you baby, if you need anyone, make sure you call me. Don't go to other guys, all guys(except for me of course) think of is sex, so it's definitely not safe to go to them. Once again, you know that I'm always here for you.
Your sugarbun,
Josh
P.S. Last time you sent me a letter and said that you missed me...are you trying to replace me with someone else because of the void in your life now that I'm far away? I've heard that you have a guy friend now, Ted or something...you better not be getting close to him. Males(besides me) = dangerous. girl, you are the love of my life, the apple in my eye, the dressing in my salad. I'll always be here for you. Don't ever leave me. I need you in my life, to me, you're like what oxygen is for humans, what water is for fish, what yelling at students is for teachers. You're my everything! I love you! You need no one but me in your life! Don't ever leave me. love ya.
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Hey! We don't yell at students because we HAVE to...we do it because it's fun :-)
Good letter!!
KH
LOL, wow josh. sugarcakes, sugarhuN? bahahhaha. anyways, funnnayy! :) I'm guessing its Paranoid Personality Disorder? since you suspect a lot out of your girl's behavior and the things that she does/wear.
wow this has to be the funniest post I've read so far. um.. i'm thinking you probably have paranoid personality disorder, because you're constantly suspecting the way she dresses and what she does.
I too am guessing of Paranoid Personality Disorder. You are suspecting her trashy look and may be even worrying about her leaving you. Ha funny.
LOLLL I laughed so hard when I read this. I think this is Paranoid personality disorder. haha, good job =)
Ha. Very good Josh. You're very funny. However you have Histrionic personality disorder, you should get that looked at.
Haha. Beautifully written! Well I'm going to have to diagnose you with Paraniod Personality Disorder. That is based on the way you are paranoid that your girl is looking slutty, that she will leave you, that other guys are after her,that she is being too promiscuous, and that she has a void in her life now that you're gone. watch out or she'll break up with you for it lol jk
BW
Defintely Paranoid Personality Disorder, sugarcakes! :)
Best post I've read so far, good job!
The person calling his Girlfriend sugar cakes obviously has something wrong with him. Because nobody calls their Girlfried sugar cakes, and this person is obviuosly affected overly paranoid personality disorder.
and you obviously don't know how to spell obviously.
just kidding.
Niiice. You have paranoid personality disorder because you are always suspicious about what your girl is doing and how she dresses and whether or not she is going to leave you.
its okay sugarhun, im not seeing anyone else. youre the only one. and that purple dress isnt slutty! You're just paranoid. <3 sugarcakes
wow. This is a funny letter. I'm guessing Paranoid Personality Disorder.
Hah this is really funny. I'm guessing Paranoid Personality disorder? as well as extremely insecure. good letter!
Can I have your number???
Great job making this post funny and informative. Paranoid Personality Disorder.
funny post. and you have paranoid personality disorder. xD
Paranoid Persponality Disorder! HAHA awesome letter. Shes not gonna leave you man. I think she should be worrying about you! 0.o
Funny post! Im thinking paranoid personality disorder.
Dude awesome. Can I have yo numba?! Good job sounding like you have paranoid personality disorder. If only all posts were like this.
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